Horny, Kinda Corny

Inside of me, there exists a prize.

It is the only thing, that is free from all of the lies.

It is the reason that I am wise,

and it is the reason why I will continue to rise.

This is my philosophers stone;

this is my turning lead to gold.

From deep within my bones,

I know, this is the truth of old.

I am destined for greatness —

one day, people will be honored by my lateness.

Just kidding Kanye, the external is illusory,

the only thing that I choose to illume, is within me.

I choose me, I choose me all the fucking way,

for myself, I choose to go so fucking gay!

What is this lust inside of me, that burns night and day?

It is the force within, which I use to create,

it is the force within, which drives me up to the plate.

What is going to happen? What is my true fate?

What will I do, with this clean slate?

Though it is true that it’s never too late,

it is this lust that I choose now to sublimate.

The time is now — do not wait,

your inertia, is the only thing that I hate!

This, my friend, I cannot overstate,

that you will waste your whole life away, at this rate.

So get up and rise — today is the date.

Crush in your hand, all that makes you stagnate.

Barrel into them like a freight,

just do it for me, do it for your mate!

Do not fall to distraction! Do not take the bait!

Stay vigilant! There are many things that you must anticipate!

Set free the light in your eyes, my friend. It is time to illuminate.

Create the life of your dreams. Do it, ejaculate!

Fertilize the egg of creation, and let the child gestate!


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